Michael Saylor receives $1400 stimulus check, and puts it all into Bitcoin

Early Wednesday morning on St. Patty’s Day, Michael Saylor was seen at Starbucks transferring his $1400 stimulus check into Coinbase Pro in order to buy 0.0253 Bitcoin (BTC). This comes as no surprise, as Saylor was one of the first big buyers in Bitcoin, and helped fuel the current bull run and crypto redemption movement.

“Digital assets are inevitable. Mass adoption is on the verge. I however, do not own any Verge or XVG. It is a shitcoin.”

Saylor said that he chose to spend his litty stimmy check on Bitcoin rather than Cardano (ADA) because Bitcoin is more established, but he sees a promising future in Cardano in the years to come. In somewhat related news, ADA will be listed on Coinbase Pro on March 18th, so load up those bags.

President Joe Biden has also stated that when he receives his stimulus check (he chose to be the last person to receive one), he will also put the funds into Bitcoin. However, Biden is more of a “Binance Guy” and will use a VPN to circumvent the current Binance restrictions placed on the United States. “I am an OG when it comes to anything, you won’t catch me on Binance.US, ever.” said Biden.

Furthermore, be like Saylor, invest that stimulus check into Bitcoin. That’s if you don’t actually need it for rent and food, or what it was intended for…