UST Pegs To BTC after recent Citadel dump

Early Tuesday Morning in Chicago, the Terra Foundation Labs decided to switch from the standard UST to USD peg and move straight to a new UST to BTC peg. The move is a result of the newly developed depletion of UST Anchor reserves. “After considerable DeFi AI Machine Learning Simulations, we have decided that if we are going to get fucking volatile, we better have fun tonight,” said Popa. Anchor reservers depleted by about 10 billion overnight, but the price of Caesars Pizzas has stayed the same. It is still $5 for a hot and ready, a miracle bespoke by Do. Caesars decided to double up on Luna and buy more Do.

UPDATE:

After the Luna dip, the price of Do went to an all time low, and now all $5 hot and ready dough pizzas rapidly raised in price to $5 UST, which is equivalent to 35 cents.

Moments later, Popa was seen taking copious amounts of tequilas shots and yelling 18% APY TILL WE DIE while playing 2Pac “Changes.”

The Anchor may be falling, but this is nothing that we havent seen, it is the fire and the anchor we need to bring us back. Bitcoin can e set sail, the more we look at our new outlook. The boat must move on.

The Anchor has been set. Jump in, Bitcoin is hosting the party. Bitcoin Miami was one thing, but this new crash is the true party. “I can’t wait to crash Do’s party,” said Satoshi when he met Do back in never never coin land.