Avalanche shuts down company HQ and gives private keys to BitStars

Friday morning, Avalanche was seen clearing out its offices out in Williamsburg and dropping off the office keys across the street at VICE. “We just didn’t listen when BitStars asked to partner with us. Now they have moved on to another Blockchain, and if that ChainID isn’t 43114, then what’s the point of running a node?”

This news comes just 2 days later after BitStars finalized a contract with Zilliqa to buy all of their remaining tokens and convert them into Dogecoin. “Dogs are cute metaverses arent’,” Said a random employee outside of the BitStars HQ in Romania.

Avalanche was without a doubt the best Blockchain since Keychains. We will all miss your speed and cheap gas fees. In other news, Snowtrace will continue sponsoring the 2022 Winter Olympics. The Avalanche Blockchain explorer has been the most accurate sports predictor since the Sports Almanac that Marty found after Doc Emmitt Brown invented the Time Machine in Back to the Future.