Donald Trump renounces US Citizenship and moves to El Salvador to be closer to Bitcoin
Late Tuesday night, Donald Trump was seen loading all his luggage from the Trump Hotel in Manhattan to catch a flight at La Guardia to fly to El Salvador. Trump told the limo driver “I just want to be closer to Bitcoin.”
Trump recently had mixed feelings regarding Bitcoin on Monday, but instantly changed his mind when he found out that El Salvador declared Bitcoin legal tender just hours ago. So why renounce US Citizenship after being the President of the United States? The answer is clear: to not pay capital gain taxes, which has been imposed by current President Biden, in an attempt to secure more Bitcoin for himself. When asked why Biden is so strong for crypto regulation, Biden responded with “FUD causes Bitcoin to dump, and once it does, I’ma buy the fucking dip. BTFD baby!” Biden was seen yelling BTFD after the recent El Salvador news outside the White House while drinking his nightly glass of Fernet.
Donald Trump plans to open a few Trump Towers in El Salvador next to Justin Sun’s TRON facility that is expected to be 10 times the size of Elon Musk’s Tesla factory in Austin, TX. Justin told The Crypt Street Journal “TRON will be the first cryptocurrency building in a crypto country, and Donald Trump is always on the visitor list, however Elon is banned from the facility and any sign of him will result in the immediate loss of his Dogecoin private keys.”
Elon failed to respond to our inquiry over the matter, as he was too busy making calls on his rotary phone while attempting to figure out how to use a common household toaster.
The future for Bitcoin is so bright, it will now need to wear El Salvadorian shades. The Central American country is the first country to adopt Bitcoin as a legal tender, and other Latin American countries are also following suit. Panama, Paraguay, Brazil, and Mexico are now pushing for the financial revolution as well. Good things are coming. Hopefully once Joe Biden is done spending all his money on ADA and SHIBA, he will see what is going on and put America on that list as well.