New Shitcoin called Shillex shutdown on Binance after Developers create FUDStep
Late Wednesday night, Skrillex was seen outside of Starbucks buying his normal caramel frappuccino with his boys Diplo and Dillon Francis, when he was alerted via TikTok that a new coin called Shillex had just hit Binance. “Damn that’s dope!”, replied Skrillex. Diplo and Dillon were too busy snorting molly in the bathroom to give any input to the matter.
Although the new listing on Binance may help the Electronic Artist make a come back after the pandemic has shut festivals and concerts down, an issue was presented hours after the listing. The developers working on Shillex decided to create FUDStep, a new protocol that would act as a Layer 2 instance on top of Shillex, and bring the coin down to a price close to $0.
Early Shillex presale hodlers got wind of the news hours after they bought in, and were liquidated within a matter of seconds due to the nature of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, and the typical fud presented by twitter accounts such as @CryptoWhale and other wannabes in the space who have never worked a real day in their life.
As of this writing, the developers of Shillex coin decided to revert their stance, and focus on a solution much like Wife Changing Contract when they tanked and created Wife Changing Contract 2.0. The developers decided to clear out all purchased coins, and start a new contract called Shillex 2.0. Skrillex was very excited and fascinated by this new progression because he is actually working on a new album called Skrillex 2.0, which will be out in October. The album will include previously released tracks such as “DIA to fuck and Tethered to my bitches,” and “Bitcoin goes down only when my groupies go down.”
Very excited times indeed, having such musical geniuses in the cryptospace is just what we need for more mass adoption. NFTs are cool, but soon, Spotify will be on the blockchain. Rumor has it, Spotify is working on a new coin called $TAYTAY named after Taylor Swift, in which they hope they can finally list her music on the blockchain without her approval.