United States bans financial and payment institutions from conducting fiat business

Late Tuesday afternoon, the United States Treasury Department issued a statement to all Americans and American businesses that they must immediately cease all forms fiat payments and deposits. Janet Yellen told The Crypt Street Journal “The United States is tired of using the dollar bill. It is too slow to send between individuals. We are looking for alternatives such as Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.”

This news comes right after China was reported to implement a ban on cryptocurrency for use in business and personal payments. The Sleeping Giant was seeing far too many gains from cryptocurrency that it has decided to freeze the current ecosystem for a month so everyone can take profits.

America on the other hand, has been failing in providing the necessary cryptocurrency pumps and been panic selling based on the fear of some guy named Elon (sources still trying to figure out who this individual is). The United States decided this was the last day of losses and Yellen told reporters “We want those gains.”

A move from the dollar bill to straight Bitcoin or Ethereum will not only bail America out of the recent pandemic, but it will quit them from having paper hands and constantly panic selling when someone on Twitter tells them what to do. 

In other news, Catecoin, the Meme Marketplace has continued providing liquidity and issuing all token holders with free CATE. The memecoin was reported to have been seen in Yellen’s portfolio, along with VET and “a lot” of ETH. 

Beautiful times we are in. Can’t wait to see what the year will hodl.