All of Tesla Employees promptly quit and go back to working in the Coal Mines to mine Clean Coal after Elon Musk’s tweet about Bitcoin

Late afternoon Wednesday, all of the employees at Tesla decided to walk out of their job to go back to the Coal Mine and mine Clean Coal after their commander and chief Elon Musk tweeted that “Bitcoin is bad for the environment and energy efficiency.” This comes as a surprise because approximately 4 months ago, Elon Musk thought that Bitcoin was mined using his own Solar Panels and Tesla batteries. To his surprise, he found out that Bitcoin does require alternating current, the same energy technology created by Nikola Tesla. Tesla would be rocking in grave right now.

Furthermore, Clean Coal used to be a dream, but the workers at Tesla were able to create a new technology where they used hand sanitizer to clean the coal with their hands and lysol hand swipes. They gained all of this knowledge from all of the trading they did on Pancake Swap when they purchased shitcoins such as Safemoon, Cumrocket, and Shiba. They realized clean coal makes clean coins.

So what is the future of Bitcoin? Oh we all know, but Elon will never know because he is too busy learning. howto plug a light into a light socket and declare renewable energy.

UPDATE:

Scientist say that if you are able to use 80% ethyl alcohol of hand sanitizer you can clean your shitcoin so that it becomes a clean coin.