Derek Jeter purchases $2,000,000 worth of Dogecoin on Robinhood

The superstar athlete Derek Jeter who not only lead the Yankees to multiple World Series, was reported to buy 2 million dollars worth of Dogecoin on Wednesday morning.

Captain Clutch came in clutch right before the pump. Jeter told The Crypt Street Journal, “This shit is cool! I am already up $10,000 in the last 5 minutes.” Jeter bought Dogecoin at 0.31 cents to mirror his Yankee Batting Average. We tried reaching out to Robinhood to confirm his transaction, but they company was too busy scouring the Wall Street Bets sub reddit for ways to improve their company to respond.

We did however get ahold of A Rod who did confirm, Mr. November did in fact purchase $2,000,000 worth of Dogecoin, in which he replied “Bro, we getting lit up tonight off dogecoin profits!”

UPDATE:

The Captain sold all his Dogecoin at an average of 7 cents, making a total of $3,200,000 off his investment. Welcome Derek, welcome to the community.